(Something i came across )

404: page not found

We apologise, but in your current state of mind, it is impossible to view the
page you are trying to reach. This could be caused by it's non-existence, though
there are a few well known cures.

• Lick the mouse. This bizarre method usually clears 404's straight away.
  It is advisable not to kiss anyone after, as many mice do fester diseases,
  especially if you have let them loose before.
  


• Try standing up and spinning your self 15 times on the spot. Return to
  your chair and continue your experience with this website.
  


• Threaten your computer with a screwdriver (make sure it is star headed,
  they don't fall for tricks these days).
  


• Take 4 vodka shots. This seems to cure most things these days.
  


• Get K-Meleon a brilliant web browser
  


• Are you using Windows? Well that's your first mistake!
  


• If all the above do not work, we strongly suggest hiring an exorcist
  to look at your computer and check for spirit violations.
  


• In the extreme chance none of the above
  work, try bribing the webmaster by e-mail him, maybe then he will fix it (goto
  the main page and click on
  contact or at the link on the bottom of this page) or take your computer to
  spain. Many computers work much better when they feel loved.